The Total IP Grab
“Contractor hereby assigns to Client all rights, title, and interest in any and all work product, including any intellectual property rights, moral rights, and all derivative works thereof.”
This means the client owns everything — including your pre-existing tools, templates, and even portfolio rights. You can't show the work, reuse your own methods, or build on it.
“I'll assign rights to the final deliverables, but I retain the right to use my pre-existing tools, methods, and portfolio display rights.”